This is actually literally correct. Polls show that a significant majority of people like the Affordable Health Care Act, but also that a significant majority of people disapprove of Obamacare.

Please watch this video.




this is really terrifying

they’re growing. evolving.
A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger. some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via traffic-jam-session)

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Girls, romanticize yourselves. You are a queen. You are a warrior. You are an enchantress. You are a mermaid. You are a goddess. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales. 

Women, traumatize others. You are a dragon. You are a wolf. You are a bump in the night. You are the last thing they see in the darkness. You are all of these things and more, you are the heart of their fucking nightmares.

I am all of these things.

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tips on kissing boys


1. start off with slow kisses
2. when he’s least expecting it jam your tongue down his throat so no one can hear his screams
3. swallow him whole
4. slither away you fiesty anaconda

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Don’t fuck with boys who:


* are mean to their mothers
* are against feminism
* only want you for your body
* will/are leading you on
* think you owe them something
* think they are entitled to your body

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Virgo are like owls, dozens of observant owls at the synapses, wide eyed and alert, the mind that never sleeps, watchful, wakeful, and beautiful, almost background dwellings but a vital source and a clear missing imprint. These are bright Mercury eyes that rarely blink, because when they blink, the details are missed. Virgo are nocturnal, insomniac - they are night owls that also prefer solitude. Virgos possess the zodiac’s most acute senses, a crystal refined vision, Mercury messenger wings poking from their backbone and the binocular vision and binaural hearing of owls.

the correct names for the buttons on a playstation controller
  • me when it starts getting cloudy: yeees
  • me when it starts raining: yeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS
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my aesthetic: the kids in your high school french textbook from the early 90s

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