I don’t think you understand that you can literally rip my heart out and stomp on it and I’ll apologize for getting your shoes dirty. the best text I’ve ever received (via soulsscrawl)

(Source: battleagainsttheworld, via cat-aleptic)

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hotboyfriend:

Seeing someone slowly lose interest in you is probably one of the worst things ever 

(via paraadise)

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  • north american education system: COLLEGE???? COLLEGE COLLEGE
  • north american education system: COLLEGE
  • north american education system: *points at 16-year-old* WHAT YOU WANT DO WHEN IN COLLEGE?!?
  • north american education system: *picks up 7-year-old* WHY NOT THINK ABOUT COLLEGE!??!? COLLEGE
  • north american education system: *throws infant against the wall* YOU GOING TO COLLEGE
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pepprstark:

i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13

(Source: pepprstark, via imnotsweetfuckyou)

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actuallyxana:

hetaliangonewild:

When I go back to school tomorrow

what kind of connection does this guy have how does he make these omfg

(via impala-and-tardis)

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pennanpayper:

"Blaziken"- cool fire Pokémon

"Blazeitken"-Barbie encouraging bad choices

(via cat-aleptic)

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the-personal-quotes:

looking for relatable posts daily?
mycollectionco:




Pedestal

Cristina Troufa
Portugal
Q: hey what's your name

My name is Lexi…but I feel a little jealous that you know my name now and I dont know yours


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intosnarkness:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat

and it got upgraded to first class

without me

(via euphorrric)

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  • my dog: heavy sigh
  • me: same
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darshanapathak:

Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything

(via curry-flavored-brownie)

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